Copywriter. Content Editor. Storyteller. Branding. marketing. advertising. influencer whitelisting.
From the big apple to the nation’s capital.
I’ve helped tell the story for small businesses and government agencies, Fortune 200 companies and even your local politician. No task is too big—or too small—don’t worry, I can handle them all! From fashion and beauty, to restaurants, finance and software… I’ve got your brand and copy covered.
Capital One: Retail Brand Partnerships
Fetch by The Dodo
AvePoint
Capital One: CreditWise & Personal Loans
HelloFresh
Cellebrite
Distractify
The Scoop
Dr. Nassif Skincare
My Subscription Addiction
Merriam-Webster The Usage
LePrix
Dept. of Health & Human Services
Saks Fifth Avenue
Google/Zagat Survey
Victoria's Secret
Macy's
Political & Linkedin Bios
Mr. hoppy golighty’s breakfast(s) @ tiffany’s
areas of expertise
copywriting.
Because size doesn’t always matter—sometimes brevity is your best friend. Let me describe your products, services and solutions in as few words as possible. I’ll make sure they make a huge, lasting impact.
branding & voice.
Once you’ve identified your target audience, it’s imperative you consistently communicate using a voice that’s empathetic, engaging, relatable—and totally unforgettable.
blogging.
But, sometimes size DOES matter. Like, if you’re trying on a pair of Christian Louboutin heels—or you just need to tell a story. The devil is in the details—and not always in Prada.
an imagination is a priceless gift
there’s something about mary—in dc (2020)
Mary Zubritsky is a Copywriter, Content Creator and Blogger with over 15 years of experience developing persuasive, conversational copy that translates into increased sales, brand awareness, and a boost in website traffic for B2B and B2C organizations. Expertise in brand development, content marketing and advertising, storytelling, direct response copy, SEO-focused content, email marketing strategy—and digital, print and social media—with a record of successfully transitioning out-of-the-box ideas into action and achievement. Expertly translates complex technical jargon into easily digestible content that’s understandable for a broad audience of customers and consumers. Driven by insatiable curiosity, she’s an entrepreneurial editor who possesses a startup mentality. Blessed with an eye for detail, a wondrous spirit, and an empathetic attitude, she’s capable of connecting with customers and stakeholders from all walks of life to deliver growth in brand awareness, and an uptick in engagement.
She’s also known for owning hundreds of designer dresses from her days as a fashion editor in NYC; a desire to wear high heels, despite being 5’11”; a whimsical collection of unicorn toys and stuffed animals; and Mr. Hoppy Golightly—her fluffy Angora rabbit—and yes, his name was inspired by Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
there was something about mary—in software (2019)
From a young age, I had been fascinated with fashion and makeup and dreamed of working in the fashion industry and writing for a magazine…Cosmopolitan, to be exact.
Years later, I moved to New York City and settled into my first apartment on 73rd Street on September 1st, 2001. On the morning of September 11th, I set out on my first run through Central Park and was plugged into the local hits radio station when they announced the terrorist attacks. I was lost and panicking in the middle of the park. Two of my roommates were in the Towers…they survived and immediately left NYC. The internship I had moved to New York for was cancelled, but I didn’t want to leave.
I got a job as a cocktail waitress at NYC’s newest hotel where we hosted New York Fashion Week parties. I waited on a bunch of girls from Cosmopolitan and pitched myself to them as they slurped down martinis. Voilà! They brought me in as a fashion intern.
Fashion was My Passion
My office at Cosmopolitan was the fashion closet (I even got to keep some items from it). I attended fashion shoots, ran errands for big-time designer offices, hired models, and helped choose the winner of their model search. It was a dream come true.
From there, I went onto a magazine called First for Women where I was in charge of makeovers, photoshoots, beauty products, expert interviews and I even got to attend and cover all the big opening parties, movie premieres and product launch events. Since magazines pay you in glamour, not cash, I also worked a weekend waitressing job for four years straight to cover my rent and bills.
After some time, I jumped to the other side of the industry—public relations. I handled major up-and-coming fashion brands while reviving a few others. The makeup artist Bobbi Brown was my main client, and I followed her wherever she went. When she did make-up for a shoot, I was next to her taking notes. When she did the models’ makeup for the fashion shows, I was backstage with her. I was also a fixture at the shows themselves, either reviewing the collections or trying to calm down clients.
Later, I became a freelance reviewer for the Zagat Guide and snagged a full-time job in advertising at Macy’s where I handled event copy. Ever heard of the Thanksgiving Day Parade? I wrote collateral for everything from the initial invites to the newspaper ads and signage. A former boss then brought me to Victoria’s Secret, which was a very challenging position because the voice needed was so specific.
Then, realizing I had only worked in print, I took a small step backwards and joined the web team at Saks Fifth Avenue. Yes, the corporate discounts are as amazing as you’ve heard!
Life-Changing Decisions
I wanted to be closer to my family in Baltimore and was ready to move back to DC, so after 14 years in NYC, I decided to make the move on my own and began applying for jobs. Since I had many big brands on my resume, I figured it would be easy…I was so wrong.
I learned many brutal truths about moving to a new city later in life:
My past work experience wasn’t relevant. Writing about fashion is considered frivolous, not serious. I had applied to over 100 jobs and only heard back from about a half dozen. It was brutal. And if I found something slightly relevant, they’d pay much less than I was making
My industry wasn’t supported. My past work was in B2C, but DC is a B2B city. The joke was on me when I decided to look for a fashion job in DC. Want to work in the government? Go to DC. Want to work in fashion? Go to NYC, Paris, London, or LA. End. Of. Story.
Work culture is very different. NYC’s work culture is hardcore. You come in at 8:45am and you leave at 7pm. People are chained to their desks. You work quickly! Everyone is stressed, but still fun and chatty. Eyes would roll if you took a lunch break. My experience in DC was completely different.
I didn’t fit in. I moved to DC wearing my NYC fashion, rocking 6” Saint Laurent platforms, and was loud and animated. I tried to make friends and was shunned. I never had problems like that in NYC, but in DC, everyone thought I was too much.
I reinvented myself and found the new me. After months of trying to become someone else, I met my current boyfriend who accepted all my quirks. Then, my best friend from NYC (who also worked in fashion) moved to DC and we got to be over-dressed fools together! After two years, I started to meet others who had moved from NYC and were also in similar situations, so we bonded and became each other’s support group.
Making it Work in DC
My first job in DC was as a Communications Specialist for the federal government. To put this into perspective, I went from an office on 5th Avenue in NYC to a secluded government compound in Rockville, Maryland. I had no friends and there was little work. I was bored and lived in a studio apartment in Cleveland Park with bugs everywhere. I constantly regretted my move and seriously considered moving back to New York.
After almost a year and a half in the role, I got a job at a commercial firm and was beyond thrilled! But again, they didn’t have much work for me, my team was in a different city, and the work culture wasn’t right.
My brother, who works in the software industry, had encouraged me to apply for jobs in tech. Of course, I knew nothing about tech, but I felt more self-assured because I had finally shed the fashion girl image and had government and finance on my resume!
I noticed an AvePoint job posting for a copywriter on LinkedIn and my brother encouraged me to apply. I took his advice and the rest is history.
Getting to the Point at AvePoint
I began my journey as a Senior Copywriter at AvePoint in July 2017. Having met Dux (AvePoint’s Chief Marketing Officer) a few weeks prior, I was blown away by his energy and passion. I also liked that he had lived in NYC! I knew this role would be challenging—after all, I thought the cloud was an actual cloud that followed your phone around, and I knew nothing about software. However, my move to DC taught me that I am quite the chameleon, very adaptable (hello, my #2 StrengthsFinder strength), and I was selling myself short in New York City.
Under the direction of my manager and team, I hit the ground running and started to assist with the rewrite of our website. However, I often struggled to understand what everything meant. Going from a right-brained role to a left-brained one in a completely different industry is NOT something that happens overnight. While I spent many hours studying on my own, I discovered that software is something that builds naturally and over time—you can’t cram all of this knowledge into one weekend.
Now that two years have passed, I am incredibly grateful for my experiences here. I’ve gotten to write everything from our massive website, to our internal product launch posts, customer emails, brochures, stickers, blogs, witty one-liners, and more! Every day a new challenge pops up and I love it. I feel like I’m constantly learning at AvePoint, and that is a big part of what was missing for me at all my other jobs. It’s impossible to be bored here! Plus, Microsoft is doing a bunch of great things, so it’s awesome to ride this wave alongside them.
I’ve met so many amazing people at AvePoint. I’ve told others that I think we do an outstanding job of choosing people who are a great culture fit and have become great friends. AvePoint is my second family in the DC area, and one that pushes me to go farther than I ever thought possible.
As for getting my fashion fix, I have been freelancing for a DC-based fashion startup for almost a year. And I still shop like I get the Saks Fifth Avenue discount!
There was Something about mary—in nyc (2012)
Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland, Mary always dreamed of living in New York City and working at Cosmopolitan Magazine. Post-college, and after weeks of whining to her father, he told her to fill up two (wheel-less) suitcases, grab her brick-sized Cingular Wireless cell phone, handed her $250 in cash and dropped her off at Baltimore City's Greyhound Bus station. She gladly accepted the challenge and hopped on the bus towards the city, her new home. After arriving in NYC on a sweltering June morning without a place to live, friends or a job, she drug her suitcases around Times Square and begged for a waitressing gig. Every door slammed in her face, telling her she needed "New York City waitressing experience" before they'd hire her. Sweaty, but not yet defeated, she grabbed a copy of the Village Voice and found a cheap, hostel-style living space in the West Village for $200/week. Since she had worked as a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory in DC, she was convinced she'd snag a restaurant or bar gig and would quickly make enough cash to find a real apartment. She just needed a few more days...
The hostel was booked solid, so they sent her away. Crying and scared, she drug her suitcases to a bench on the West Side Highway and called her dad to tell him that she didn't have a place to stay for the night. Luckily, he already had a plan in place and sent her to her JWT Ad Exec cousin's house in northern New Jersey. For five weeks, she slept on a kid's daybed in her cousin's basement (that was crawling with spiders) and commuted back and forth to her new waitressing job in Hoboken.
While working at Maxwell's Tavern on Washington, she met one of her lifelong best friends and she happened to be looking for an apartment! Via the Village Voice (again), they found a duplex on West 73rd Street, directly across from the storied Dakota Building. They moved into their new abode on September 1st, 2001.
Following 9/11, Mary lost her waitressing job, but not her spirit. After all, she still hadn't walked through the doors of Cosmopolitan Magazine. A few weeks later, she landed a job at the hottest new restaurant in NYC -- Blue Fin at the W Hotel. Since it was the biggest celeb haunt of the moment, she waited on everyone from Puff Daddy, to Brandy, and Beyonce, to Jessica Simpson. Since the W Hotel hosted lots of New York Fashion Week events, she also waited on multiple designers and editors. And that's when her dream became reality—she waited on a table full of Cosmopolitan Magazine Editors and did something that could've gotten her fired—she begged them to take a chance on a girl who quit her easy life in DC to become a writer in NYC.
Cosmopolitan Magazine awarded her with a Fashion Accessories internship! She was overjoyed to assist the Fashion Director with product tracking and requests, page layouts, reviews and photo shoots. It was an absolute dream come true!
Following her internship, she landed a job as an Editorial Assistant in First for Women Magazine’s beauty department. Making a salary that couldn’t even cover rent, she waited tables every weekend for four years straight to remain in Manhattan.
This position quickly introduced her to the glam world of high-priced editor gifts (that might’ve made it to eBay), open-bar parties, lounge and club openings, celebrity-laden events, mortgage-priced handbags and gold-plated meals at the “in” restaurants of the moment—on $25,000 a year. She’s still not sure how she survived.
Mary lived life in the fast lane on pennies, yearned for a new challenge and made a jump to fashion and beauty public relations, where she had the honor of working with esteemed clients such as John Frieda, Bobbi Brown and New York Fashion Week. Life on the other side was eye-opening, but sometimes exhausting, and she dreamed of becoming the next Candace Bushnell (really, who didn’t?). After expressing a desire to go back to writing, many doors began to open and she was quickly referred to editors of magazines, books and websites for freelance writing gigs.
The famed Zagat Survey was her favorite freelance assignment. Reviewing and writing blurbs about some of her favorite spots in NYC was both a challenge and a thrill—she always looked forward to Zagat season.
In August, 2007, she escaped PR and went to work as an Advertising Copywriter for Macy’s Home Store. She credits this career move as bringing her back to sanity and putting more of a dent in her wallet. After successfully promoting and elevating the Macy’s Home Store brand, the Creative Director approached her—stating that her talents remained untapped in the Home Store—and moved her in to the more glamorous and creative world of Special Projects. This position thrilled her to no end. It was so exciting to write about events like the Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular, the Thanksgiving Day Parade, Macy’s Culinary Counsel Chef Demonstrations and even the local fashion shows!
After a year of juggling Special Projects, an old coworker from the very same team approached her about writing for Victoria’s Secret. As one who never turns down a challenge—or an opportunity—she agreed to leave her safe haven of fulltime employment and job security to become a freelance contractor as Victoria’s Secret’s sole Marketing Copywriter. She mastered the art of making everyone and everything sound SEXY, while learning from some of the best in the business.
While the world of supermodel-induced anorexia seemed to keep the rest of her team in tact (the team that starves together, strives together) she realized in order to move forward in the world of fashion and beauty, she must jump ship for wider pastures—the world wide web. She accepted a copywriting position at Saks Fifth Avenue where she’s currently an on-staff scribe. Aside from owning her weekdays between the hours of 8:30 and 5:30, Saks also owns her bank account because, with discounts like these, who can afford to say no to a closet full of handbags?
Remember the old woman who lived in a shoe? One day Mary will be the middle-aged woman who lived in a house created out of leather handbags once she can no longer afford her rent!
During her free time, she can also be found pining over Birkins on the Upper East Side; window shopping at Bergdorf’s like Holly Golightly; eating Thai food—anywhere decent; tripping over her feet while staring at suits on Park Avenue during lunch; teaching herself photography; running through Central Park whenever the weather, or her knees, allows her to; sipping on $26 martinis at The Carlyle Hotel; clowning up her face at Sephora; attempting to walk in 5” platforms, even though she’s already over 5’10” and has a bunion the size of Texas; obsessively texting everyone, including her mini-me sister and little brother, because face-to-face communication is so 1995; celebrity-spotting on the streets and then almost getting squashed by a cab because she fell off the curb; teaching herself German; and just taking in the sights and sounds of New York City.